#rugbysongsineverlearned
Posted 1 month ago with 39 notes

Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause his headgear is illegal
Can’t play rugby cuz his headgear is ILLEGAL!!!
Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause the goalposts give him flashbacks…
Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause his Dad’ll rig the game
Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause he’s got holes in his hands…
Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause the mother fucker’s dead
Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause he’s bleeding on the field
Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause he’s only got twelve friends…